Ah yes, crippling self doubt and anxiety. I was wondering when you would come and visit again. Welcome back into my life. Please make yourself comfortable. With graduation coming up, something tells me you will be around for a while. Have a seat next to feelings of forever alone and money issues. We will have quite the holiday party.
*whacks glee on the nose with a newspaper
In twenty days, I will be graduating from college.
*laughs, then quickly turns into hyperventilating*